hey guys, the krusty krab 2 opens today!
Ellen doing what we all would if we were Oscar hosts
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
IT’S ABOUT BUYING HOMES IN NUDIST COLONIES AND IT IS WORTH WATCHING JUST FOR THE CAMERA ANGLES
how long did it take you to line that shot up
ANYWAYS IT’S A LAUGH AND A HALF 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I FELL OFF MY BED.
"talk dirty to me"
I like this cropped version of my eye even better.
I wish I could say something interesting about my eye. But there’s nothing interesting. So here’s a photo of my eye.
i like your eyebrows
houston i have so many problems